That 2015 FIFA corruption investigation by the FBI, Christopher Steele et al opened up an enormous can of worms. The game will be feeling the shockwaves for some time yet and there'll be a steady trickle of stories like this, I think.
Fairplay to the Kroenkes for steering well clear of that fat, greasy-looking Uzbek.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."