I very much fear that our next government will consist of a nasty coalition of foul socialists and piss wet libdems - with a possible smattering of demented greens
Who is going to vote conservative? Actual conservative voters won’t vote for this collection of limp-wristed morons with their left-of-Blair agenda, while non Conservative voters have been somehow convinced that they’re to the right of Mussolini.
I’m going to draw a cock and balls on my card.