Too f*cking bad, I'm telling it to you anyway.

Get on the train and there is this very tall, exotic looking blonde with loads of hair and wearing sunglasses who is sitting not far from me. As I get off the train she is just behind me with a huge suitcase. Thought of being chivalrous and offering her a hand but couldn't be bothered.

Get off the train and there is a taxi driver with a hat on holding up a sign that says 'Ella Macpherson'