American commentators are getting out of hand imo

[Tony C]

Latest is the Joao Felix breakaway chance vs Real…

“He has then spread out like Spandex at Fort Lauderdale beach”

Wtf?

[Tony C]

Okay this one now…Modric curler missing the top corner

“Just beaten by two degrees of separation and so close from nestling it where the spiders live”

Are these people on drugs?

[Tony C]

Chilwell Red card…

“It’s the intimidating presence of a torpedo that forces him into the foul”

Vini Jr tearing up Reece….

“He looked at him at him and said let’s dance so Vini said okay here’s my Paso Double”