Our boy puts in a shift for the Nogs and yet City get to withdraw Darth Vader

[7sisters]

who we all know is hewn from solid rock and can never get injured because it’s been deemed by Thor.

Bets on the big, ugly lump turning out for City’s next league game ?

[Redwater]

No-one believes that bred-in-a-lab cyborg is actually injured. We'll see if he miraculously recovers in time for City's first game back. I wouldn't bet against it.

In any case it's a scandal that the club hasn't been docked points for years of cheating anyway.