Scotty Parker's gone

[Luis Anaconda]

I didn't realise we were anti Scotty Scott Scott round here? Is it because he dresses like he is a cross between Pep Guardiola and Joachim Loew?

I've always had a soft spot for him but that comes from playing football with him in my teenage years.

He's Spurs, Chelsea and West Ham, mm - don't trust that sort