Ironically, given Emi's timewasting, I remember beating Villa 3-1 at Highbury when we

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

got an indirect FK in the box cos their 'keeper hadn't booted it within ten secs of picking up the ball. {Is that still a rule?}

From memory, someone tapped it to Sukur and he blasted it in from 10 yards with all 11 Villans on the line.

So that must have been '99-00, no? After we sold Anelka. {Remember it as a sunny autumn day, so '99. But probably wrong.}

Where's our pseudo-Kraut, alcoholic stats guru when we need him?

[PSRB]

got an indirect FK in the box cos their 'keeper hadn't booted it within ten secs of picking up the ball. {Is that still a rule?}

From memory, someone tapped it to Sukur and he blasted it in from 10 yards with all 11 Villans on the line.

So that must have been '99-00, no? After we sold Anelka. {Remember it as a sunny autumn day, so '99. But probably wrong.}

Where's our pseudo-Kraut, alcoholic stats guru when we need him?

Karma with a capital 'K'. Gets a yellow for time wasting, scores an OG, then is made to look a mug by Martinelli and then gets a *******ing from Emery for going up for the corner.

[Pat Vegas]

got an indirect FK in the box cos their 'keeper hadn't booted it within ten secs of picking up the ball. {Is that still a rule?}

From memory, someone tapped it to Sukur and he blasted it in from 10 yards with all 11 Villans on the line.

So that must have been '99-00, no? After we sold Anelka. {Remember it as a sunny autumn day, so '99. But probably wrong.}

Where's our pseudo-Kraut, alcoholic stats guru when we need him?

I might be wrong didn't we get one awarded against us and the other team scored in the highbury days. maybe against leeds?

It's annoying when the keeper gets booked for that as then they have another 30 seconds after the card of messing around.

[Luis Anaconda]

got an indirect FK in the box cos their 'keeper hadn't booted it within ten secs of picking up the ball. {Is that still a rule?}

From memory, someone tapped it to Sukur and he blasted it in from 10 yards with all 11 Villans on the line.

So that must have been '99-00, no? After we sold Anelka. {Remember it as a sunny autumn day, so '99. But probably wrong.}

Where's our pseudo-Kraut, alcoholic stats guru when we need him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY4yeE3v9uc

Pretty much spot on GG - that rule had just been brought in I think and refs cracked down for about three matches. Lovely to see that touch for the first goal again from DB

[Luis Anaconda]

Karma with a capital 'K'. Gets a yellow for time wasting, scores an OG, then is made to look a mug by Martinelli and then gets a *******ing from Emery for going up for the corner.

Can't hate him too much - basically given us four goals this season

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

I don't remember the rule being changed but haven't seen it enforced since probably that season. And David James in the clip doesn't even appear to hold it that long there. Every game now you'd see what he did at least 5 times a game.

[Luis Anaconda]

I don't remember the rule being changed but haven't seen it enforced since probably that season. And David James in the clip doesn't even appear to hold it that long there. Every game now you'd see what he did at least 5 times a game.

Very true. I think we benefitted there from David Elleray in full schoolmaster mode. It is definitely ignored now

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

Very true. I think we benefitted there from David Elleray in full schoolmaster mode. It is definitely ignored now

David Elleray the referees referee. That's what you want from your ref. Completely autistic and by the book. No grey areas at all.

[WES]

David Elleray the referees referee. That's what you want from your ref. Completely autistic and by the book. No grey areas at all.

*message reported to Roy Keane

[Luis Anaconda]

David Elleray the referees referee. That's what you want from your ref. Completely autistic and by the book. No grey areas at all.

Or as Tony Adams would say a "****ing cheat"