So I see Martin Ødegaard is better than Kevin De Bruyne now

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

The only thing I don’t like is the other Manc cnuts, the Trafford ones being the luckiest team in the league this year. Got another 3 points with a disgraceful goal the other day. They shouldn’t be within striking distance of us at all. We got utterly fcuked at old Trafford by VAR. That was a 6 pointer. Imagine if we lose the title over that? On top of that they’ve had about 10 games they won despite looking rubbish before they came into form.

Like us though they’re weakness is going to be strength in depth although Weghorst looks a very smart signing to cover them. I’m hoping they’re 2 extra game in the league cup semis and Barca bog them down a bit.

I still don’t understand why Balogun hasn’t been recalled yet. Eddie ran his heart out last night and looked knackered after 80 mins. We badly badly need someone decent to come in for relief up front. He’d have played a part in every game since the window opened if recalled 1st of jan.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

The only thing I don’t like is the other Manc cnuts, the Trafford ones being the luckiest team in the league this year. Got another 3 points with a disgraceful goal the other day. They shouldn’t be within striking distance of us at all. We got utterly fcuked at old Trafford by VAR. That was a 6 pointer. Imagine if we lose the title over that? On top of that they’ve had about 10 games they won despite looking rubbish before they came into form.

Like us though they’re weakness is going to be strength in depth although Weghorst looks a very smart signing to cover them. I’m hoping they’re 2 extra game in the league cup semis and Barca bog them down a bit.

I still don’t understand why Balogun hasn’t been recalled yet. Eddie ran his heart out last night and looked knackered after 80 mins. We badly badly need someone decent to come in for relief up front. He’d have played a part in every game since the window opened if recalled 1st of jan.

I dunno if we could have recalled Flo. Would also have been a bit harsh on them. Losing their star striker cos the corrupt camel-fückers moved the world cup and Jesus was waiting for his resurrection.

But yes, Ganpati willing, those two extra games vs Barça will fück them up somehow.

Also, I really hope the rearranged game against Shîtty works in our favour. Imagine if ESR scores or makes the winner? He wouldn't have been available when the game was meant to be played. So if that happens, or even if it's just down to us having more and Shîtty having less confidence than a few months ago, and we consequently win, then that will be a final, parting gift to the Royal Arsenal from her late Majesty.

The Queen could win us the title and we should win it for her.