his goal clips always seem to have French commentary.

This is the equaliser:

https://streamin.me/v/8cf7578a

After Bukayo's scored, you hear the female co-commentator giving it the large. Now I'm a Francophile who's spoken French to varying degrees over the decades and I accept many aren't.

But for me, women speaking French sound sexy. Especially when commentating on a great Arsenal goal.

TC - do you know how I can find French streams to our games?

English female commentators can sometimes, like their male counterparts, sound like chavs, northerners or northern chavs.

Yet this bint doesn't. She sounds like a chic, sophisticated, intelligent lady overjoyed to see the mighty Arsenal slam the ball into the back of the net.

What more could one want?