Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
Blimey AAR - quite extreme. Mind you I would watch pretty much anything but still kind of see your point. Watching Arsenal is different. stomach-churning, horribly but often brilliantly different
AAR is right. Football is only fun if one team have a cannon on their chest.

I also think we should only wear red and white or blue and yellow. If I'm on a dodgy stream so can't see the cannons, how am I meant to know if the team in sky blue pink is us or them? I mean, obviously after a few mins you work out who our players are, but when you switch on and we're wearing black or blue? Fück that.

I also think we should go back to the kits of the '70s and never change them two. Even if it costs us millions in shirt sponsorship.

I also like our core of Brazzas. We had loads of Paddies back in the day then loads of Frogs under Wenger. We tried the Spaniards and it was great to watch, but these Brazza boys could really do it. That's why I want Danilo. Never watched him. Know nuffink about him but he's a 21 year old Brazza. Him, Marquinhos and Edu should also change their names to Gabby.

Archangels, mate. All God Is One so don't **** with Divinity. We've also got a Mohammed and Jesus - though he's currently waiting for the resurrection. You remember that Indian spinner, Shivaramakrishna? We should sign him just to have him on the bench.

Yes, I know it's 3am eternal and I might be slightly tipsy but I do believe all this when I'm sober as well.