by uniting Jesus and Mohammed, the Arsenal will have brought peace to the Middle East for the first time since the Crusades.

Consequently, I no longer want to sign Tielemans - some LCFC fan on AFTV says we don't need him as he's right-footed so would be 2nd or 3rd choice behind Odin et al.

Thus, instead we should buy:

{Victor} Moses
{'80s Indian Spinner} ShivaRamaKrishna.
HH the Dalai Lama. I saw him stop the monsoon* so we could just stick him on the bench and get him to summon up lightening and hurricanes as needs be.

*At the Kalichakra {final stage of initiation into the priest-hood for all the monks in S Asia} at Jispa {Indian Tibetan Plateau - other side of the Rhotang pass from Manali} in 1994.

ALL GOD IS ONE - Awimb infidels and apostates.