The plot thickens.....

[Sir C]

Well my own unimpeachable sources (t'Internet) are telling this me harpie demanded a wedding ring and when he told her he'd rather marry a goat, she started claiming their previously consensual couplings were now to be re-categorized as rape.

Sir C once confided in me he had a similar problem when a young boy scout he'd been vigorously sodomizing (nothing wrong with that) tried to claim there had been coercion. The judge, a friend of Charlie's, threw the case out of course.

Bottom like a peach, h. The Boy Scout, not you.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Bottom like a peach, h. The Boy Scout, not you.

The regimental song of the 40th Pathans back in the day went:

There's a boy across the river
With a bottom like a peach
But alas, I cannot swim.

[Sir C]

The regimental song of the 40th Pathans back in the day went:

There's a boy across the river
With a bottom like a peach
But alas, I cannot swim.

We've all been there.