Bunter Johnson was keen to tell half a million

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Hong Kong citizens they would be welcome here having calculated they would mostly be Tory voters. I wonder if he'll extend the same largesse to Ukrainian refugees? (of course he won't - fat, filthy gerrymandering kunt he is)

[John Bunnell]

Bring the girls over at least.

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

I wonder what the Ukrainian refugees are going to think when they end up here in Direct Provision in a four star hotel after fleeing war only to find 20 stone Nigeran women and Albanian drug dealers on hunger strike because they're only getting the basic sky package?

[Tony C]

Made of different stuff this lot…they got grannies with Kalishnikovs holding the line

I’d bring them over and have them guard the south coast imo