I have ended my flounce.

[Fash]

Jesus H Christ f, you've been dead for years! Welcome back to the land of the living.

Thank you Sir C, I would have been here sooner but I was trapped in the basement of the Watford Sex Disco for many years.
I recently escaped when some refurbishment works were taking place.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Thank you Sir C, I would have been here sooner but I was trapped in the basement of the Watford Sex Disco for many years.
I recently escaped when some refurbishment works were taking place.

Illicit basement sex?

Are you the North London Q-anon, Fash?

Any topless blokes with hairy horns? Were you nonced by Hillary? Or was it Starmer?

[Fash]

Illicit basement sex?

Are you the North London Q-anon, Fash?

Any topless blokes with hairy horns? Were you nonced by Hillary? Or was it Starmer?

I don't like to say. I have a lot to catch up on. Who is Starmer? What is Covid? Where is Mr Wenger? Why is Arteta in charge?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I don't like to say. I have a lot to catch up on. Who is Starmer? What is Covid? Where is Mr Wenger? Why is Arteta in charge?

Why did you have to bring up M. Wenger, Fash. I was only just starting to get over it and now you've made me cry.

I think Starmer's the one with the hairy, horny helmet who was noncing you in the sex basement, but I find all this Q-stuff a bit confusing, especially when it moves from Washington to Watford.