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Thread: You have a gun, one bullet and access to the House of Commons with immunity

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    You have a gun, one bullet and access to the House of Commons with immunity

    from prosecution.

    Angela Rayner or Ian Blackford?

    Tough call imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    from prosecution.

    Angela Rayner or Ian Blackford?

    Tough call imo.
    I presume you think Jacob Rees Mogg is too thin to hit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I presume you think Jacob Rees Mogg is too thin to hit
    Whilst I'm prepared to admit that JRM is not everyone's cup of tea, Luis, there is no way I'm having him in the same 'league of c*nts' as Rayner and Blackwood.

    Mind you, I just realised that there is Ian Lavery and John McDonnell as well. Are those two self-important pr1cks still in the House?

    Maybe we'll need 4 bullets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Whilst I'm prepared to admit that JRM is not everyone's cup of tea, Luis, there is no way I'm having him in the same 'league of c*nts' as Rayner and Blackwood.

    Mind you, I just realised that there is Ian Lavery and John McDonnell as well. Are those two self-important pr1cks still in the House?

    Maybe we'll need 4 bullets.
    Since you seem to be concentrating on one side of the House, may I suggest Richard Burgon, then? Although McDonnell would do

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    Black Rod. Not only is he not black, HE is not even a he!

    It's madness gone PC, I tell you!


    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    from prosecution.

    Angela Rayner or Ian Blackford?

    Tough call imo.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Since you seem to be concentrating on one side of the House, may I suggest Richard Burgon, then? Although McDonnell would do
    Oh I'm an equal opportunity assassin, Luis.

    Boris, Gavin Williamson and Hancox I'd happily see blown to pieces as well. It's merely a question of priorities.

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    Diane Abbott.
    Feck Cultural Marxist BLM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arsenal Alcoholic Review View Post
    Diane Abbott.
    f*ck me, it really is a target rich environment AAR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I presume you think Jacob Rees Mogg is too thin to hit
    As if you wouldn't just be heading straight to the bar there. Great prices but would be interested by which guest ales they have as the lager selection is not great!

    https://www.parliament.uk/globalasse...14-14233-2.pdf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo View Post
    As if you wouldn't just be heading straight to the bar there. Great prices but would be interested by which guest ales they have as the lager selection is not great!

    https://www.parliament.uk/globalasse...14-14233-2.pdf
    3.70 for a Guinness - I would have that. The MPs can live for now

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