When they redeveloped Highbury, a highly secret cabal of "real" Arsenal supporters (myself and Sir C among them) made sure that they preserved the whole stadium ii its entirety and dropped it down by 500 feet and built the flats on top. Very soon, next month in fact, our cyber security operatives will prove Wenger was a Chinese agent sent to steal the The Arsenal and that the move to the ArabBowl was illegal and will be overturned.

George Graham will be re-installed as "Supreme Executive" and our beautiful art-deco citadel, driven by large geared levers, will rise out of the ground like some majestic phoenix and will once again be "The Home of Football". The exact date of our magnificent restoration will be announced shortly after our next round of funding. Donate generously.