We’re finally here...

I don’t know anything about United other than Wilder is a good guy and Sean Bean is awesome as Mr Wilford in Snowpiercer.

So will bow to your knowledge on said player.

Question now is...do I place a bet on us to get relegated?

Let’s think this through -

Stan stays
Arteta stays
Most of the deadbeats stay eg Bellend and another season with no right back
Sell a few of the promising youngsters like Maitland, Willock, Eddie and Reece
But more dead beat players like your man here and that druggie goalkeeper from Ajax.

Not really Top4 material...far from it