Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
My ponies will bite you, dude.
Why? Even if I'm being nice to them? I'm saying your ponies are civilised, like a Ukrainian, even though some horses are like evil Ruskies cos when you bet on them, you lose your money like you do under communism.

How are they, btw? Did they have a nice winter? Do they moult in spring like cats do?