Xhaka is shîte. End of.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

And Willian is the worst free signing in history. That Lichsteiner was better.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

And Willian is the worst free signing in history. That Lichsteiner was better.

My beloved is more use than Willian. Not fit to lace Perry Groves' boots.

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

I don't know why people expect Willy to be any use on the wing while his legs are gone. He might be able to something in the middle.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I don't know why people expect Willy to be any use on the wing while his legs are gone. He might be able to something in the middle.

Did you see how many simple passes he misplaced at the end? Under no pressure, passing diagonally backwards, he passed straight to the Sperzers. £40, broke Pépé's confidence, blocked a path for Reiss. Evil, Chav donkey.