https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/55166943
Loooooooooooooooool
1/ the excuse
2/ the description of the events
Looooooool
FYI he’s a fine jockey...one of the best...but fark me son looooooooool
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'