Good morning all.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

There's a rather nice seafood restaurant on the front opposite the Turner. You can sit upstairs with a bottle of Gavi di Gavi and enjoy a decent seafood lunch and end up with a surprisingly painful bill. wd Margate.

Where exactly is this kebab emporium?

It's called Kebabish, up Northdown road. Opposite the Tamil offie that sells loads of what must be smuggled high strength larger {think £1.10 as opposed to 2 quid} cos they have cans called 8.5% something which would be illegal here since Cameron made it 4 units max.

Can you remember the name of the place opposite the Turner? Or the exact address?

[Sir C]

It's called Kebabish, up Northdown road. Opposite the Tamil offie that sells loads of what must be smuggled high strength larger {think £1.10 as opposed to 2 quid} cos they have cans called 8.5% something which would be illegal here since Cameron made it 4 units max.

Can you remember the name of the place opposite the Turner? Or the exact address?

Buoy & Oyster? Something like that. A lunch on a Saturday is my favourite meal. And my favourite place to eat it is ina seafood restaurant. fACT.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Buoy & Oyster? Something like that. A lunch on a Saturday is my favourite meal. And my favourite place to eat it is ina seafood restaurant. fACT.

I know that one. Never been there; we tried when some mates were down this summer but it was all full because of the Eat Out to Help Out deal. So you recommend it, then?

Here's Kebabish. 175 Northdown Rd. {With the cheapest offie in town opposite.}

https://kebabishmargate.co.uk/

If you're ever down Margate and fancy a quick pint or kebab, gizza bell or text the day before. You're in my Parvati's good books for helping with the car.

[Burney]

I know that one. Never been there; we tried when some mates were down this summer but it was all full because of the Eat Out to Help Out deal. So you recommend it, then?

Here's Kebabish. 175 Northdown Rd. {With the cheapest offie in town opposite.}

https://kebabishmargate.co.uk/

If you're ever down Margate and fancy a quick pint or kebab, gizza bell or text the day before. You're in my Parvati's good books for helping with the car.

I can't help but notice that, while it pronounces itself Halal, the main image on the homepage shows what appear to be pork chops.

Halal pork chops are something I'd consider going to Margate to try.

chops.jpg

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I can't help but notice that, while it pronounces itself Halal, the main image on the homepage shows what appear to be pork chops.

Halal pork chops are something I'd consider going to Margate to try.

chops.jpg

Good point. They are definitely Muslims, cos I asked whether they were speaking Hindi or Urdu. Though when I said Shu-kri-ay to them, they replied that they pronounce it Shu-kraan. Though one lad was a Bengali.

I'll ask for you next time. A halal pork chop would be nice. Like a kosher bacon sarnie.

[redgunamo]

Shukraan, eh? I have a hound of that name. My man told me it means "to give thanks". To God, I suppose.

Good point. They are definitely Muslims, cos I asked whether they were speaking Hindi or Urdu. Though when I said Shu-kri-ay to them, they replied that they pronounce it Shu-kraan. Though one lad was a Bengali.

I'll ask for you next time. A halal pork chop would be nice. Like a kosher bacon sarnie.