Ramsey, Santi or Ozil would have offered more creativity alone than our entire midfield.

Auba on the right, Pépé on the left, wtf?

At least AW would have just played our sexiest players and hoped for the best.

Be careful what you wish for. Maybe the next time that neck-tattooed chav tries to pay for a flying banner, he'll get caught it and lynched behind the 'plane.

Or perhaps next time, when we win the Ashes down under, with the final ball, 9 wkts down, of the Sydney test, B will drop dead of a heart attack.

Who knows?

I don't wish nada. I'm just throwing out possibilities....