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Thread: Horses' teeth are amazing.

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    Horses' teeth are amazing.

    They're ****ing massive and there's loads of them. wd God.

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    Very tickly on the balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    They're ****ing massive and there's loads of them. wd God.
    Do they have equine dentists - must make a fortune

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    They're ****ing massive and there's loads of them. wd God.
    C, I thought you got your horseys free.

    You're not meant to look a gift horse in the teeth, you know. Perhaps you should apologise by giving them each a carrot?

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    Good teeth are most important for the modern racehorse...ensures they digest their food correctly.

    Have you given them the Guinness and Egg Yolk after dinner treat as yet?

    Many a derby winner had this the night before the big day. I tried it once and my tummy started rumbling within 10 minutes...I guess it has a different effect for horsies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    Good teeth are most important for the modern racehorse...ensures they digest their food correctly.

    Have you given them the Guinness and Egg Yolk after dinner treat as yet?

    Many a derby winner had this the night before the big day. I tried it once and my tummy started rumbling within 10 minutes...I guess it has a different effect for horsies.
    Tbf it did make you run really fast, only to the though.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Do they have equine dentists - must make a fortune
    We got the top man in. He told us all about the evolution of the horse's digestive system. Fascinating stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    We got the top man in. He told us all about the evolution of the horse's digestive system. Fascinating stuff.
    They eat grass and sugar lumps. What's to evolve?





    Can you still get sugar lumps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG2 View Post
    They eat grass and sugar lumps. What's to evolve?





    Can you still get sugar lumps?
    They're currently on an ad hoc forage diet, plus breakfast and dinner. Each meal contains 11 different elements, including meadow nuts, various supplements, chaff, apple cider vinegar and turnmeric.

    My wife is three parts mental.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
    C, I thought you got your horseys free.

    You're not meant to look a gift horse in the teeth, you know. Perhaps you should apologise by giving them each a carrot?
    They each have two apples and two large carrots per day, g. As treats, like. The glw insists that these treats are organic, naturally.

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