read on.

So Master WES has a sore throat, and a bit of a cough. He goes to the nurse at his school who takes his temperature and despite the fact that he has no temperature and has not lost his sense of smell or taste, she sends him home with the instruction to get a Covid test.

Mrs WES picks him up and tries to book a test in Guildford where there is a large testing centre. The government’s app comes back telling her there are no available slots. So she drives to the test centre where the people tell her they have plenty of capacity but cannot give him a test until she books one online. She points out that she can’t because the app won’t let her despite there being plenty of capacity. The people at the test centre apologise for this but say there is nothing they can do.

Boris = fat blithering idiot
Hancock = useless blithering idiot
Witty = grinch faced mong who needs horse whipping
Neil Ferguson = arrogant tosser who should suffer an agonising death

To think, this country once ruled the world