Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
Dear God. Almost gave away a goal there. Giving the ball away on the halfway line. Insane.

Please Ganpati, let's keep our half of the sheet clean. And let City's been as dirty as those in a WW1 Flanders brothel.*

*They all had to queue up and got two minutes each, apparently. So couldn't be much time for cleaning. Apparently, the ladies would come and work there for a few months, literally getting fücked senseless, and then retire on the proceeds, having done their bit for the war effort.
2 minutes? Not much you can do in that time imo. Make sure you have a hard on before you go in is the trick I'd say.