Is that the fastest goal from someone on their arsenal debut?

[Tony C]

There was a bit yesterday when Bellend knocked the ball past a Norwich defender and attempted to sprint past him but gave up after a couple of strides.

The lad has lost his pace and acceleration.

Grim

So young too...you only see that with players in their 30s

That’s Veganism for you...

[Burney]

There was a bit yesterday when Bellend knocked the ball past a Norwich defender and attempted to sprint past him but gave up after a couple of strides.

The lad has lost his pace and acceleration.

Grim

So young too...you only see that with players in their 30s

That’s Veganism for you...

We should have sacked him when he turned gay, started going on about Corbyn and talked about running up his own trousers.