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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    A cottage. A cottage of gays.
    Previously known as a closet?

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Previously known as a closet?
    Yes, although I believe it was called a closet of confirmed bachelors.

    Talking of collective nouns, I discovered that the one for strumpets is 'A flourish' the other day. I shall certainly be using that.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    Is there a name for a group of them?

    Like a shrewd of apes etc
    A batch of benders. A cluster of queers. A pack of pooftas.

    This is quite fun
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes, although I believe it was called a closet of confirmed bachelors.

    Talking of collective nouns, I discovered that the one for strumpets is 'A flourish' the other day. I shall certainly be using that.
    That is quite good

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes, although I believe it was called a closet of confirmed bachelors.

    Talking of collective nouns, I discovered that the one for strumpets is 'A flourish' the other day. I shall certainly be using that.
    'He went out with a flourish' suddenly takes on a new meaning.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    That is quite good
    I was just putting a page together and it was a profile of a chap who mentions in passing that his hobby is restoring old Morris Minors.

    I giggled for a good 20 minutes after I wrote the caption for his pic as 'Ian Spall: A passion for Minors'.

    Then I deleted it because the law.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I was just putting a page together and it was a profile of a chap who mentions in passing that his hobby is restoring old Morris Minors.

    I giggled for a good 20 minutes after I wrote the caption for his pic as 'Ian Spall: A passion for Minors'.

    Then I deleted it because the law.
    Probably a good idea to delete - though in a caption, you might get away with it. I tried it on a interview with Andrew Trimble - a God bothering Ulster proddie who scored a few tries for Ireland by dint of playing with the best player of all time. There was picture of them together but my caption "Serving at the right hand of BOD" was deemed religiously insensitive

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    That is quite good
    I think a scream of gays wins hands down though.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    I think a scream of gays wins hands down though.
    We've heard you like it hands down, h. Not that there is anything wrong with that

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    We've heard you like it hands down, h. Not that there is anything wrong with that
    All plumbers are bummers. Is that what's being implied here LA
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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