Now to be honest, there was never much chance of me watching that absurd kickabout

[IUFG]

masquerading as a football match last night, but I did take a peek at one point just to see what it was like and even I was shocked at how shít it was. Not our performance - I didn't watch long enough for that - but the whole thing. Sterile, weird and...pointless.
If you'd asked me beforehand, I'd have probably said that the crowd weren't as big a factor in the enjoyment of the game as people like to make out, but I was wrong. Football without crowds just doesn't work.

Ah, I take it you missed Ederson's rather spectacular piece of amateur dentistry on Garcia?

[Burney]

Ah, I take it you missed Ederson's rather spectacular piece of amateur dentistry on Garcia?

I've no idea who either of those people are.