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    Look, I just want to pop to the seaside, sit at a nice seafood restaurant

    and enjoy a simple lunch. Let's start with a bottle of Nyetimber and a dozen natives, discreetly drawing a veil across the fact that it's June. To follow, a nice Gavi di Gavi to accompany a simply grilled cold lobster with mayonnaise. Perhaps a few cheeky skinny fries on the side. Now that our bouche is nicely amused, let's move on to the main event: a large Dover sole, meuniere naturally, served on the bone with some Jersey Royals and a side of samphire. To remain hydrated we'll take something red, light and slightly chilled. A little pinot noir, perhaps? The sommelier can decide.

    Because I believe in moderation in all matters I shall eschew dessert in favour of a selection of cheeses and a good crusty bottle of port.

    See? I don't ask for much. Just a few simple pleasures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    and enjoy a simple lunch. Let's start with a bottle of Nyetimber and a dozen natives, discreetly drawing a veil across the fact that it's June. To follow, a nice Gavi di Gavi to accompany a simply grilled cold lobster with mayonnaise. Perhaps a few cheeky skinny fries on the side. Now that our bouche is nicely amused, let's move on to the main event: a large Dover sole, meuniere naturally, served on the bone with some Jersey Royals and a side of samphire. To remain hydrated we'll take something red, light and slightly chilled. A little pinot noir, perhaps? The sommelier can decide.

    Because I believe in moderation in all matters I shall eschew dessert in favour of a selection of cheeses and a good crusty bottle of port.

    See? I don't ask for much. Just a few simple pleasures.
    You'll have to sit in a plastic greenhouse so you can't infect other diners.

    Actually, I rather like that idea. I'd happily have gone for that before all this - just so as not to have to listen to other people's conversations as much as anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You'll have to sit in a plastic greenhouse so you can't infect other diners.

    Actually, I rather like that idea. I'd happily have gone for that before all this - just so as not to have to listen to other people's conversations as much as anything.
    I'm making plans for going away on holiday. What do you think of this bad boy? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nugent-Sp....c100005.m1851

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'm making plans for going away on holiday. What do you think of this bad boy? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nugent-Sp....c100005.m1851
    Why do you have to take your horses on holiday with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Why do you have to take your horses on holiday with you?
    How could I not? The poor babies would be lonely. Who would give them their first feed at 5, hay at 9, brushy-brushy and hay at midday, hay and ponyfun at 5, evening carrot or apple at 9?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    How could I not? The poor babies would be lonely. Who would give them their first feed at 5, hay at 9, brushy-brushy and hay at midday, hay and ponyfun at 5, evening carrot or apple at 9?
    'Ponyfun'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    How could I not? The poor babies would be lonely. Who would give them their first feed at 5, hay at 9, brushy-brushy and hay at midday, hay and ponyfun at 5, evening carrot or apple at 9?
    I can do all that for a bag a week C. Although I only ever get up at 5 for a piss and I'd prob still be in bed at 9 too. Midday bit no worries but I'd be drinking at 5 so no ponyfun and I'd prob be passed out at 9. As you can see I'm ya man!
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    They're not his horses b. He stole them from honest travelling folk. Somewhere in a

    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Why do you have to take your horses on holiday with you?
    beautiful, vibrantly coloured caravan in Rathkeale town, a heartbroken little gypsy girl is still asking her mother "whatever happened to Popsicle and Barney Mammy?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    beautiful, vibrantly coloured caravan in Rathkeale town, a heartbroken little gypsy girl is still asking her mother "whatever happened to Popsicle and Barney Mammy?"
    Talking of our Romany chums, I see Tyson Fury has been sticking his oar into the debate by talking about his experience of racism as a dirty gyppo. This has caused many black people to be up in arms claiming that he knows nothing of prejudice because he's white.
    I find this most amusing, since the lookey-likeys are about the only race it's still possible to openly despise in this country - and with good reason, due to them being thieving, lawless, scum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    beautiful, vibrantly coloured caravan in Rathkeale town, a heartbroken little gypsy girl is still asking her mother "whatever happened to Popsicle and Barney Mammy?"
    Betty and Barney, h.

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