I can't believe a chap of Boris's appetites will content himself with monogamy during his term in office, so I greatly look forward to him getting into all sorts of sexual scrapes over the next few years as he throws his leg over various unsuitable females. All good fun imo.
My contacts in higher circles inform me that Boris is rather poorly endowed so as soon as childbirth reduces his woman's clacker to something resembling a discarded Big Mac he's off to find something with a little more purchase.
My contacts in higher circles inform me that Boris is rather poorly endowed so as soon as childbirth reduces his woman's clacker to something resembling a discarded Big Mac he's off to find something with a little more purchase.
How odd. I'd heard that it was huge, almost permanently engorged and so covered in blue veins and well-used that it resembles nothing so much in appearance, odour and flavour as a well-aged Stilton.
How odd. I'd heard that it was huge, almost permanently engorged and so covered in blue veins and well-used that it resembles nothing so much in appearance, odour and flavour as a well-aged Stilton.
Oh it absolutely reeks b, for he pays as much attention to his personal hygiene as he does his hair and dentistry and though, as you say, he is almost perpetually tumescent he frequently struggles to "touch the sides" (in common with most your mother's paramours).
Oh it absolutely reeks b, for he pays as much attention to his personal hygiene as he does his hair and dentistry and though, as you say, he is almost perpetually tumescent he frequently struggles to "touch the sides" (in common with most your mother's paramours).
Oh it absolutely reeks b, for he pays as much attention to his personal hygiene as he does his hair and dentistry and though, as you say, he is almost perpetually tumescent he frequently struggles to "touch the sides" (in common with most your mother's paramours).
But his hair is fantastic. You don't get that maverick, interesting, just got up, I'm in a hurry look by accident H.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
How odd. I'd heard that it was huge, almost permanently engorged and so covered in blue veins and well-used that it resembles nothing so much in appearance, odour and flavour as a well-aged Stilton.