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Thread: Surely what Captain Tom Really wants is a nice young brass to pop his wrinkly old

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    Surely what Captain Tom Really wants is a nice young brass to pop his wrinkly old

    winky into? With the kind of money he's raised I'm sure we can find one who'll be willing to do it for a fraction of £28 mill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    winky into? With the kind of money he's raised I'm sure we can find one who'll be willing to do it for a fraction of £28 mill.
    Blimey H, if some high class Knightsbridge queen of the night lowered her velvety sweet quim on to his Viagra fueled knob he'd have a mahoosive heart attack. Best we manage the money.

    B & H Trust Fund imo.


    As in you can trust me and H to spend this money wisely
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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