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  1. 04-29-2020, 12:39 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    :sigh: Condensed version: I was his paperboy. He ordered the Sunday Times, which was too big to fit in his letterbox and he wouldn't let it just be dropped in the porch. I therefore did the only logical thing and posted it through his letterbox in sections. He tried and failed to get me sacked, the little c.unt. I've loathed him ever since.
    Ah ok I suppose you had the last laugh now as he's dead and someone torched his old house

    Must have been a right **** not watching and enjoying the Two Ronnies though
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Ah ok I suppose you had the last laugh now as he's dead and someone torched his old house

    Must have been a right **** not watching and enjoying the Two Ronnies though
    It would be fitting if they poured petrol through the letterbox.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It would be fitting if they poured petrol through the letterbox.
    harsh but fair
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  4. 04-29-2020, 02:00 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    harsh but fair
    That's some world class grudge holding
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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