Talking of vomit, I'm now thoroughly sick of getting work emails prefaced with

[Burney]

'I hope you and your family are safe and well?'

FÚCK OFF YOU MAWKY C.UNTS!

[Luis Anaconda]

'I hope you and your family are safe and well?'

FÚCK OFF YOU MAWKY C.UNTS!

Just reply with a long list of you and your families aches and pains - that will learn 'em

[Burney]

Just reply with a long list of you and your families aches and pains - that will learn 'em

A detailed description of my haemorrhoids perhaps?

[Luis Anaconda]

A detailed description of my haemorrhoids perhaps?

Pile it on

[Chief Arrowhead]

'I hope you and your family are safe and well?'

FÚCK OFF YOU MAWKY C.UNTS!

Thoughts and prayers, Burn. Be Safe.

[Burney]

Thoughts and prayers, Burn. Be Safe.

Cheers, Chief. And may your seed be fruitful in the belly of your woman. Boomshanka.

[Tony C]

New one today...

Dear Tony,

I hope you’re keeping well through these most unprecedented of times

-

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Cheers, Chief. And may your seed be fruitful in the belly of your woman. Boomshanka.

That's no way to start the post. It should be Darling fascist bullyboy.

[Burney]

That's no way to start the post. It should be Darling fascist bullyboy.

Glad someone got the reference.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Glad someone got the reference.

Actually, just seen I'd misread your post. I think you've got it slightly wrong.

I remember it as May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your wooo-maaaaaan.

Sure it had your loins in it.

I might start using boomshanka. Some won't know if I'm being serious or not.