About time all this clapping *******s stopped isn’t it?

[Burney]

one family, and only one family, near us do it every week.

he's a pharmacist, she's a nurse...

Hopefully it'll stop if we get some dodgy weather.

[Sir C]

To be fair, I strongly suspect it's one of those phenomena that are less widespread than the media would have you believe. I don't know of any member of my family who've had it happen where they live, for instance.

The first time it happened the wind was in the south and we could hear it coming from the council estate.

Layabout, lefty scum.

[Pokster]

Nauseating.

If you don't like it I suggest you stay inside, put the telly up and ignore it... set of moaning tossers on here now

[Luis Anaconda]

If you don't like it I suggest you stay inside, put the telly up and ignore it... set of moaning tossers on here now

Says the Yorkshireman

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Nauseating.

When did you turn into such a sour old çunt then Goats? I went out last night to see what the fuss was about and after about thirty seconds the sound of clapping, whistling and shouting was resounding around the whole village .. it crescendod into something quite raucous.

Anyway, Her Majesty said she likes it.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

The first time it happened the wind was in the south and we could hear it coming from the council estate.

Layabout, lefty scum.

You may not have noticed, C, but there's a fairly valid reason why many people aren't at work atm.

And isn't the clapping at 8pm or something? You can't really complain that a chap back in his own home by 8pm must be some wastrel layabout.

[Sir C]

You may not have noticed, C, but there's a fairly valid reason why many people aren't at work atm.

And isn't the clapping at 8pm or something? You can't really complain that a chap back in his own home by 8pm must be some wastrel layabout.

Oh I didn’t mean because of the clapping, g. I was just describing all council tenants as layabouts.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Oh I didn’t mean because of the clapping, g. I was just describing all council tenants as layabouts.

Council house tarts are the best though c. Pure filth

[Sir C]

Council house tarts are the best though c. Pure filth

With the Croydon facelift and the velour leisure pants? Not for me, h. I prefer little bit the chinawoman.

[Burney]

When did you turn into such a sour old çunt then Goats? I went out last night to see what the fuss was about and after about thirty seconds the sound of clapping, whistling and shouting was resounding around the whole village .. it crescendod into something quite raucous.

Anyway, Her Majesty said she likes it.

What's she going to say? "You're all a bunch of dribbling spastics who'd clap an AIDS virus if someone slapped an NHS logo on it. Sometimes I'm ashamed to have to be Queen of some of you retards."