Daytime telly review

[IUFG]

We had a freelance designer in and he picked up a rewritable CD ROM - only to discover it was full of diminutive ladies getting rogered by normal-sized cocks. Once he'd watched every single clip he told me and after that I was never able to look at my colleagues the same way.

how do you know that bit?

[Burney]

how do you know that bit?

Because he said 'I've been through them all and it's all the same stuff'.

I gave him a look, iufg. Don't you worry about that.

[barrybueno]

I can’t watch telly at the moment, daytime or evening. I fancy the idea of watching a nice film, but can’t concentrate on it. Perhaps my mental health is being affected by the Mao Tse Lung?

The idiot box is your friend in these dark times. Just avoid the news!

[Burney]

I can’t watch telly at the moment, daytime or evening. I fancy the idea of watching a nice film, but can’t concentrate on it. Perhaps my mental health is being affected by the Mao Tse Lung?

What are you getting up to all day?

[Sir C]

What are you getting up to all day?

It’s a pretty hectic schedule.

Up at 6. Feed cats and hens and ponies.

Breakfast, read paper.

Rest awhile.

9, visit office and attend to statutory duties.

9.05, return home.

Around 11, pony training and grooming.

Midday, lunch.

Post lunch rest.

2 until 4, maintenance, house cleaning, hang out washing, general chores.

Late afternoon, more pony time.

5, begin dinner.

7, dinner.

9, bed.

[Burney]

It’s a pretty hectic schedule.

Up at 6. Feed cats and hens and ponies.

Breakfast, read paper.

Rest awhile.

9, visit office and attend to statutory duties.

9.05, return home.

Around 11, pony training and grooming.

Midday, lunch.

Post lunch rest.

2 until 4, maintenance, house cleaning, hang out washing, general chores.

Late afternoon, more pony time.

5, begin dinner.

7, dinner.

9, bed.

It sounds ace. I'm working, sadly.

Some questions:
1/ Where is your government-mandated exercise period?
2/ What are you training the ponies to do? Is it tricks? Please say it's tricks.

[barrybueno]

We had a freelance designer in and he picked up a rewritable CD ROM - only to discover it was full of diminutive ladies getting rogered by normal-sized cocks. Once he'd watched every single clip he told me and after that I was never able to look at my colleagues the same way.

Classy guy. I was in O'Neills years ago and there was a dwarf who'd been hired out by a group of lads. A kind of dwarfogram I suppose. I saw him in there the next weekend and said Alright mate, who's hired you out this time. He replied no one, I'm out with my friends. I sheepishly went back to my table, face warming up slightly

[Burney]

Classy guy. I was in O'Neills years ago and there was a dwarf who'd been hired out by a group of lads. A kind of dwarfogram I suppose. I saw him in there the next weekend and said Alright mate, who's hired you out this time. He replied no one, I'm out with my friends. I sheepishly went back to my table, face warming up slightly

It wasn't Greg The Miniman, was it? He used to do stag-dos handcuffed to the stag and similar.

http://www.theminiman.co.uk/

[barrybueno]

It wasn't Greg The Miniman, was it? He used to do stag-dos handcuffed to the stag and similar.

http://www.theminiman.co.uk/

fm B that is 100% him The handcuff thing rings a bell now, or maybe a collar and lead.

[Burney]

fm B that is 100% him The handcuff thing rings a bell now, or maybe a collar and lead.

Yes, a mate of mine hired him years ago. He used to be incredibly busy and you had to book him ages in advance. But I suppose that sort of thing's dried up a bit now, what with social distancing and everything.