Daytime telly review

[Burney]

The quiz is called Short Answers. Or it might be called Tenable

Tenable - that's the chap! Look at him! It's grotesque.

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[Burney]

I saw him (and his family) at the Haynes Car Museum near Wincanton many years ago. I think he'd just done the ceremonial re-opening of it.

His wife is also a deeewarf, as, unsurprisingly, are their kids.

In short it is quite an interesting place if you like yer motors.

Now I think of it, I was in a fitting room next to him when I was having my final fitting for my wedding suit. I remember texting Sir Charlie about it and musing on whether he got a discount.

Can two dwarves bang and have normal kids or do they invariably come out wrong?

[Just Trent]

Bargain Hunt I quite like it, Though must be a cheap as chips show for the BBC to produce. I like the cheerful news,

Tipping point. awful, the machine bit is a novelty when you first see it, it's particually sad when they talk about it like it's actually something important 'oh no hope it doesn't ride on this one'

Come Dine with me. I only usually see this on if I am stuck in a hotel. Secretly I quite like this TAXI!


Other notes Columbo/Murder she wrote seem to be on tv 24 hours a day.

Air Crash Investigation and Car SOS on National Geographic.

Also Louis Theroux on IPlayer. America’s most dangerous pets on there. Featuring the loon from Tiger King.

[IUFG]

Now I think of it, I was in a fitting room next to him when I was having my final fitting for my wedding suit. I remember texting Sir Charlie about it and musing on whether he got a discount.

Can two dwarves bang and have normal kids or do they invariably come out wrong?

I don't know.
Is dwarfism a recessive or dominant gene? We could work it if someone knows this shít in a filial calculation stylee.

[Sir C]

Bargain Hunt I quite like it, Though must be a cheap as chips show for the BBC to produce. I like the cheerful news,

Tipping point. awful, the machine bit is a novelty when you first see it, it's particually sad when they talk about it like it's actually something important 'oh no hope it doesn't ride on this one'

Come Dine with me. I only usually see this on if I am stuck in a hotel. Secretly I quite like this TAXI!


Other notes Columbo/Murder she wrote seem to be on tv 24 hours a day.

I can’t watch telly at the moment, daytime or evening. I fancy the idea of watching a nice film, but can’t concentrate on it. Perhaps my mental health is being affected by the Mao Tse Lung?

[barrybueno]

Tenable - that's the chap! Look at him! It's grotesque.

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Yeah he's quite a celeb (in dwarf terms) It's strange that all dwarfs seem to be quite hideous, you never see a good looking bloke or a pretty bird. Maybe they start off ok but become slightly disfigured after being thrown around in the pub.

[Burney]

Yeah he's quite a celeb (in dwarf terms) It's strange that all dwarfs seem to be quite hideous, you never see a good looking bloke or a pretty bird. Maybe they start off ok but become slightly disfigured after being thrown around in the pub.

I told you about the time someone found a CD-ROM (that dates it) in the office that was full of clips of dwarf porn, didn't I?

[barrybueno]

I told you about the time someone found a CD-ROM (that dates it) in the office that was full of clips of dwarf porn, didn't I?

No but please do

PS. Seedy Ron #Partridge

[IUFG]

I told you about the time someone found a CD-ROM (that dates it) in the office that was full of clips of dwarf porn, didn't I?

CD-Rom dated?this is dated...




ah, ascii porn

[Burney]

No but please do

PS. Seedy Ron #Partridge

We had a freelance designer in and he picked up a rewritable CD ROM - only to discover it was full of diminutive ladies getting rogered by normal-sized cocks. Once he'd watched every single clip he told me and after that I was never able to look at my colleagues the same way.