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Thread: I've just wandered into my office to check it hasn't burnt down

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    I've just wandered into my office to check it hasn't burnt down

    and I find that someone has sent me a fax.

    I wasn't sure the fax machine still worked. But there it is, sitting lookoing pleased with itself with some lunatic's communication issuing from its gob.

    wd fax machine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    and I find that someone has sent me a fax.

    I wasn't sure the fax machine still worked. But there it is, sitting lookoing pleased with itself with some lunatic's communication issuing from its gob.

    wd fax machine!
    Is it those gypsies asking for their horse back?

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    Fax machine? This is 2020, do you also have a time machine?

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    He definitely has a wánking machine.

    Quote Originally Posted by dismalswamp View Post
    Fax machine? This is 2020, do you also have a time machine?
    . . . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    . . . . . .
    That’s no way to refer to your mum, h.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dismalswamp View Post
    Fax machine? This is 2020, do you also have a time machine?
    Apparently so. We never saw a reason to remove it, I suppose. It’s just sat there for years, snoozing, awaiting its moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Apparently so. We never saw a reason to remove it, I suppose. It’s just sat there for years, snoozing, awaiting its moment.
    Has it got a roll of smooth paper in it and then you rip off the bit it's printed out? Just like in a black & white war movie.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Has it got a roll of smooth paper in it and then you rip off the bit it's printed out? Just like in a black & white war movie.
    Lols, the old thermal paper? No, it’s not quite that old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Lols, the old thermal paper? No, it’s not quite that old.
    You could use it to buy Premiership footballers - quite a few available soon and the fax will come in handy. Or lend it to Raul

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    You could use it to buy Premiership footballers - quite a few available soon and the fax will come in handy. Or lend it to Raul
    Strangely I found a lot of German hotels still love a good faxing.

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