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    Just popped my cherry with a booze home delivery

    Imagine my surprise at the delivery driver (bottom left)

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    Full credit BJ although you should listen to dad and rest up bruv.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    splendid having offies on Uber Eats and deliveroo imo

    Can get drinks and f ags delivered in minutes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    splendid having offies on Uber Eats and deliveroo imo

    Can get drinks and f ags delivered in minutes
    Oi you ****er you're supposed to be miserable and doom and gloom right now

    Great as it is lets be honest, you have to be a footballer to get these deliveries without wincing. I'll have the buyers remorse when I wake up tomorrow.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Oi you ****er you're supposed to be miserable and doom and gloom right now

    Great as it is lets be honest, you have to be a footballer to get these deliveries without wincing. I'll have the buyers remorse when I wake up tomorrow.
    Actually it’s a good thing staying in

    Went for walk and most women covered up.

    In this weather I was expecting to be in full perv mode

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