'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Poor chap never got over being shown to have slagged off Sanchez before he joined Arsenal. To be shown to have participated in this act of pre-emptive disloyalty seemed to blow his mental fuses completely.
At one point I think he was reduced to accusing the mods of having doctored his post or something.