A pretty compelling argument here.

[Burney]

Sadly not.

It's impossible to explain what he's like to someone who doesn't know him. He's never been clinically assessed, but I certainly suspect he has an extremely low IQ and is essentially a cognitive vegetable. The idea of him turning his hand to anything beyond basic functions (and even those he is now struggling with) is simply inconceivable.

Sadly he's still in good health and this situation is very unlikely to finish him off, meaning I'm lumbered with him for the foreseeable.

F*ck. My. Life.

Is this as a result of some medical event? He hasn't always been like this, surely?

[Monty92]

Is this as a result of some medical event? He hasn't always been like this, surely?

Not that I've ever been told of. My mum tells me he went through quite a traumatic early divorce when he was 18 (before he met my mum) and then had a hard time when he later split from my mum. But no, nothing other than that.

It's a very strange case. I've met some very stupid people, but no-one quite like me da, the hapless f*cker.

[Burney]

Not that I've ever been told of. My mum tells me he went through quite a traumatic early divorce when he was 18 (before he met my mum) and then had a hard time when he later split from my mum. But no, nothing other than that.

It's a very strange case. I've met some very stupid people, but no-one quite like me da, the hapless f*cker.

From what you say, he almost sounds autistic - or at least there or thereabouts.

But you're not a mong and - I presume - neither is your sister (although I do remember something about her voting for Corbyn in 2017), so he can't be a congenital idiot, surely?

[Monty92]

From what you say, he almost sounds autistic - or at least there or thereabouts.

But you're not a mong and - I presume - neither is your sister (although I do remember something about her voting for Corbyn in 2017), so he can't be a congenital idiot, surely?

Oh yes, I would certainly say he's autistic. Some obsessive behavioural traits in the mix, too.

Old Maureen has got a somewhat sharper brain, but it's true to say that me and my sis provide compelling evidence that you can escape your genetic fate, whatever that curly haired c*nt Steven Pinker says.

[Burney]

Oh yes, I would certainly say he's autistic. Some obsessive behavioural traits in the mix, too.

Old Maureen has got a somewhat sharper brain, but it's true to say that me and my sis provide compelling evidence that you can escape your genetic fate, whatever that curly haired c*nt Steven Pinker says.

Fascinating. Without wishing to be indelicate, are you absolutely certain you're...y'know...his?

[barrybueno]

Not that I've ever been told of. My mum tells me he went through quite a traumatic early divorce when he was 18 (before he met my mum) and then had a hard time when he later split from my mum. But no, nothing other than that.

It's a very strange case. I've met some very stupid people, but no-one quite like me da, the hapless f*cker.

Divorced at 18? Jesus fúckíng wept (or whatever you lot say)

[Luis Anaconda]

Divorced at 18? Jesus fúckíng wept (or whatever you lot say)

TBF his lot did actually make Jesus weep, so you can say that

[Burney]

TBF his lot did actually make Jesus weep, so you can say that

I've just realised that this will probably see Anderson's test career end without a send-off.

[Luis Anaconda]

I've just realised that this will probably see Anderson's test career end without a send-off.

I was going to mention that in the list but didn't want to consider it