Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
I think the Jewishers have a perfectly normal tolerance/inclination for sexytime. My mum has certainly dropped hints that she didn't go short of dick during her stint in the Holy Land.

My da is doing terribly, unfortunately. As suspected, he was a man only able to function with the clutch of a routine. He's an empty shell after just 3 weeks - it's been quite staggering to watch. He called me this morning to ask what he should wear today. Three weeks ago he was still working fulltime!

Quite frankly, nothing in life would make me happier than if he died peacefully in his sleep.
I'm sorry to hear that. Can you not set him to work in the garden or something?