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    I don't have a garden

    am I allowed to go outside for a smoke?

    I just pretend I am going to the car to do something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    am I allowed to go outside for a smoke?

    I just pretend I am going to the car to do something.
    You moved to the ‘burbs but didn’t get a garden? Doesn’t that kind of negate the point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You moved to the ‘burbs but didn’t get a garden? Doesn’t that kind of negate the point?
    You don’t really get much of a garden in that neck of the woods anyway. They’re mostly 30m2 concrete jungles with 6ft fences all the way around. ****ing pointless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You moved to the ‘burbs but didn’t get a garden? Doesn’t that kind of negate the point?
    One step at a time Sir C,

    I recieved the Boris letter from Downing Street just now. No wonder he's knackered if he had to sign 27.6 million letters.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    am I allowed to go outside for a smoke?

    I just pretend I am going to the car to do something.
    knock it on the head, f.

    That said, I stopped in the late 90s and still miss it after I've had a couple of pints.

    then again... https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/03/smoke...toms-12505467/
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    am I allowed to go outside for a smoke?

    I just pretend I am going to the car to do something.
    How is this even possible, do you live in a tower block?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    How is this even possible, do you live in a tower block?
    I have a flat in a small block of 6 flats, in a quiet cul-de-sac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I have a flat in a small block of 6 flats, in a quiet cul-de-sac.
    Same here (although I'm 1 of 8) Car park at the front and small communal garden at the rear. Can't believe they haven't even given you guys that
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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