Whenever Her Majesty connects with her nation as she did last night, one of my great

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Yes, Clarke. The failed, flatulent Euro-federalist is definitely the man to bring us all together. Not the man who recently won the biggest electoral majority the Tory party has seen since Thatcher and whose government is currently polling at 52%.

Dear God, despite the virus you lot really are incapable of seeing anything except through the prism of Brexit, aren't you?

A health secretary who was later probably the most successful Chancellor of my life {cleared up Lamont's ERM mess without causing another crash} might be slightly more helpful than a PM who is congenitally incapable of telling the truth.

The poll figures simply tell you that he's been up against a dead Corbyn and a party obsessed with its own navel for 4 months. No opposition, a country desperate to believe in her leaders and still 48% would rather vote for a donkey as long as its not wearing a blue rosette.

If Blair had been in this situation in 1997/8, you'd have mocked him for only being on 52%. {His approval rating was around 90% despite actually having an opposition to oppose him.}

But if we want to talk about figures, your Brexit prism position shows that you're actually further from the nation's political centre of gravity than I am.

Notice the poll in the ST this week? When previously, most of the country wanted Brexit done and dusted by Dec 31, including all Brexiters and most remainers, now 75% want it delayed because they've realised this is slightly more important.

But not B and the other 25% fückwits. Who cares if we all die as long as we do so outside the EU? Jeez.

[Sir C]

Dear God, despite the virus you lot really are incapable of seeing anything except through the prism of Brexit, aren't you?

A health secretary who was later probably the most successful Chancellor of my life {cleared up Lamont's ERM mess without causing another crash} might be slightly more helpful than a PM who is congenitally incapable of telling the truth.

The poll figures simply tell you that he's been up against a dead Corbyn and a party obsessed with its own navel for 4 months. No opposition, a country desperate to believe in her leaders and still 48% would rather vote for a donkey as long as its not wearing a blue rosette.

If Blair had been in this situation in 1997/8, you'd have mocked him for only being on 52%. {His approval rating was around 90% despite actually having an opposition to oppose him.}

But if we want to talk about figures, your Brexit prism position shows that you're actually further from the nation's political centre of gravity than I am.

Notice the poll in the ST this week? When previously, most of the country wanted Brexit done and dusted by Dec 31, including all Brexiters and most remainers, now 75% want it delayed because they've realised this is slightly more important.

But not B and the other 25% fückwits. Who cares if we all die as long as we do so outside the EU? Jeez.

Intemperate language isn’t going to help the situation, g. I appreciate that we’re all under a great deal of strain at the moment, but let’s not forget our manners and our kindness to others, lest all be lost.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Intemperate language isn’t going to help the situation, g. I appreciate that we’re all under a great deal of strain at the moment, but let’s not forget our manners and our kindness to others, lest all be lost.

You never seem to propose civility and grace when your boyfriend is spitting vitriol in all directions c?

[Burney]

You never seem to propose civility and grace when your boyfriend is spitting vitriol in all directions c?

It's hilarious watching you get your knickers in a twist because I called you a 'semi-literate c@nt' (after you accused me of lying, btw), given that your entire schtick is hurling profoundly unpleasant abuse at people.

Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It's hilarious watching you get your knickers in a twist because I called you a 'semi-literate c@nt' (after you accused me of lying, btw), given that your entire schtick is hurling profoundly unpleasant abuse at people.

Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

Just as edifying watching you pretend not to be brimming with piss and vinegar b

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Intemperate language isn’t going to help the situation, g. I appreciate that we’re all under a great deal of strain at the moment, but let’s not forget our manners and our kindness to others, lest all be lost.

Good point, C. I sincerely apologise.

[Sir C]

Good point, C. I sincerely apologise.

We all Gooners g, that’s all that mattress.

[The Insider]

We all Gooners g, that’s all that mattress.

Couldn't agree more, we are not Spuds!

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

We all Gooners g, that’s all that mattress.

Yup. We're all gooners and Ganpati willing, none of us or our loved ones will be goners.