pleasures is watching on social media as the anti-monarchists tug in rage and frustration at their tiny, withered members while spouting drivel about solid gold palaces and 'never worked a day in her life'.

Their impotent fury at the knowledge that she can reach her subjects with an almost clairvoyant level of understanding while they will always continue to be treated as the ingrates, freaks and malcontents that they are is truly joyous.