But there’s actual real racing live on the telly in Hong Kong, Australia and the US.
Like real...not a janky computer program
What next? Betting on Arsenal vs United on Fifa?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'