Things that are píssing me off in the pandemic.

[barrybueno]

No, bb. We're all supposed to be Zoom-ing or Skype-ing while drinking now. Sounds pretty gay to me, tbh.

Of for sure, was asking for a friend innit. Maybe Tony C can set up an Awimb virtual pub? I don't really know what this means but I'm sure he will.

[Burney]

My current gripes:

1. Getting blamed because NHS girl can’t buy a loaf of bread.

That’s the hospitals fault...should have their own grocery on site and closed to staff only.

Why are you making her finish a 48 hour shift and not looking after her?

2. Being told I can only have 2 of an item yet it doesn’t apply to multiples of a product ie a person buying
2 six packs of Stella and 2 cases of Stella is okay because they are technically 2 separate products but the guy buying 3 bottles has to put one back? Jesus...

3. WFH doesn’t mean sit on your a rse watching telly and not responding to my emails until the weekend. Too many work from home virgins need a slap imo

4. Why has council tax gone up again? I get the same letter every year from the head of the council saying it’s because if further cuts...every year. Sounds to me like he don’t doing his job if the only way he can balance the books is making me pay. I want his job.

Re: 3. Yes, there's a very, very noticeable difference between those of us who are used to working from home and those who aren't. A difference I am noting very carefully and fully intending to address if and when we get back to normal. Let's just say that certain people who ask to work from home in future will get very short shrift, while the requests of others will go through on the nod.

[Burney]

I don't care any more. I've got two ponies now! I'm spending my time doing farmer stuff. It's a superb life.

Oooh, you must be an ace source for horse manure now.

How's the new one settling in? Are they pals yet?

[Sir C]

Oooh, you must be an ace source for horse manure now.

How's the new one settling in? Are they pals yet?

I've got piles of it mate. I can post you a package.

They're having a lovely time chasing each other around the field this morning. She is such an incredibly calm, kind, polite girl. I'm very much in love with Bettypony.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I've got piles of it mate. I can post you a package.
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I'll happily put a load through his letterbox, leave it to me

[Tony C]

Speaking of letterboxes...

5. Why are mosques still open? And packed too.

[The Insider]

Mad, little Greta C@ntberg getting what she wants by default.....that really ****s me off!

[Sir C]

I'll happily put a load through his letterbox, leave it to me

That would be unkind. Why would you do such a thing?