Car manufacturers shutting down production.

[Sir C]

Early retirement after all, then.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Early retirement after all, then.

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[Sir C]

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I've got about 500 kilos of prime horsemeat, h.

[Burney]

I've got about 500 kilos of prime horsemeat, h.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

[Monty92]

I bet you say that to all the girls.

I think if I did have to pick an animal to f*ck I'd definitely choose a horse.

[Sir C]

I think if I did have to pick an animal to f*ck I'd definitely choose a horse.

Barney has an exquisitely shapely bottom, it must be said.

Fúck my horse and I'll kill you.

[Monty92]

Barney has an exquisitely shapely bottom, it must be said.

Fúck my horse and I'll kill you.

It might spawn some kind of Jewhorse mash-up with a long face and an even longer nose. And it would obviously make an "Oy-Neigh!" noise, which would be funny.

[Sir C]

It might spawn some kind of Jewhorse mash-up with a long face and an even longer nose. And it would obviously make an "Oy-Neigh!" noise, which would be funny.

There are just a couple of minor problems with this idea:

1. You can't cross human beings and horses. It simply doesn't work.
2. Barney is a male.
3. Barney has been gelded.
4. Barney would reject your skinny little jewcock anyway.

Apart from those details I'm rather keen on your idea of the jewhorse. Like Mel Brooks' jewish Indian chief in Blazing Saddles. Except it would be Mel Brooks' horse, rather than Mel Brooks. Obviously.

[Burney]

Barney has an exquisitely shapely bottom, it must be said.

Fúck my horse and I'll kill you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nobody said anything about fúcking boy horses, mate! We're not benders!

[Burney]

I think if I did have to pick an animal to f*ck I'd definitely choose a horse.

I dunno. Equus and that Stephen Fry book put me off a bit.