Car manufacturers shutting down production.

[Sir C]

Early retirement after all, then.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Early retirement after all, then.

. . . . . . . . .

[Sir C]

. . . . . . . . .

I've got about 500 kilos of prime horsemeat, h.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I've got about 500 kilos of prime horsemeat, h.

You cunning old devil c. This was nothing to do with altruism or generosity of spirit. And while he's still alive, no need to waste resources keeping him frozen.

[Sir C]

You cunning old devil c. This was nothing to do with altruism or generosity of spirit. And while he's still alive, no need to waste resources keeping him frozen.

His new friend is coming next week h!

She's anorexic, apparently

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

His new friend is coming next week h!

She's anorexic, apparently

Are you going to breed them, C? How does it work? Are the ladies picky or will they shag anything with four hooves?

[Burney]

I've got about 500 kilos of prime horsemeat, h.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

[Monty92]

I bet you say that to all the girls.

I think if I did have to pick an animal to f*ck I'd definitely choose a horse.

[Sir C]

I think if I did have to pick an animal to f*ck I'd definitely choose a horse.

Barney has an exquisitely shapely bottom, it must be said.

Fúck my horse and I'll kill you.

[Monty92]

Barney has an exquisitely shapely bottom, it must be said.

Fúck my horse and I'll kill you.

It might spawn some kind of Jewhorse mash-up with a long face and an even longer nose. And it would obviously make an "Oy-Neigh!" noise, which would be funny.