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Thread: :bogrollwimb: Any selfish hoarding wánkers amongst us here?

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    :bogrollwimb: Any selfish hoarding wánkers amongst us here?

    Let's be honest now folks...
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Let's be honest now folks...
    You have to buy what you can find.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Let's be honest now folks...
    I just don't understand why people need extra toilet roll.

    I say again. I just don't understand it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I just don't understand why people need extra toilet roll.

    I say again. I just don't understand it.
    Because the news tell you about it, So you think a) what a bunch of idiots buying all the toilet paper b) I better get some toilet paper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I just don't understand why people need extra toilet roll.

    I say again. I just don't understand it.
    I think it displays the sheer abundance to which we've all become used. As a society, we're so incapable of envisaging what an actual crisis looks like that we think running out of lavatory paper (a substance, lest we forget, without which mankind managed pretty successfully up until about the last hundred years) is what one looks like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Because the news tell you about it, So you think a) what a bunch of idiots buying all the toilet paper b) I better get some toilet paper.
    It's definitely a snowball effect. I read yesterday about how bog roll is just about the worst real estate product in the supermarket as in how cheap it is and how much space it takes up. Meaning they generally don't have loads out at any time meaning it becomes noticable when people buy even a bit more than usual, hence panic.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I just don't understand why people need extra toilet roll.

    I say again. I just don't understand it.
    I suppose people assume they might be indoors a lot more than usual in the coming weeks but yeah I agree, how much more do these ****s think they need?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    I suppose people assume they might be indoors a lot more than usual in the coming weeks but yeah I agree, how much more do these ****s think they need?
    We are a household of two people. We probably go through maybe 3 rolls per week (women ). By that estimate, I reckon we have enough to last us around 10-12 weeks. And that's without any hoarding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    We are a household of two people. We probably go through maybe 3 rolls per week (women ). By that estimate, I reckon we have enough to last us around 10-12 weeks. And that's without any hoarding.
    It feels counter-intuitive that women would use more loo roll than men. What's the deal there?

    Do they use it for non-toilet related things like make-up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    It feels counter-intuitive that women would use more loo roll than men. What's the deal there?

    Do they use it for non-toilet related things like make-up?
    Errr, because they use it every time they have a píss, m. We don't.

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