'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
I did an inventory last night. I've got two bottles of cooking whisky and a full decanter of the good stuff. I've about a bottle or so of gin, one of brandy, one of Vodka and open bottles of port, Cointreau, Cinzano, Martini Rosso, tequila, sherry, Cachaca and various other random shít like Schipper Bitter, Maraschino liqueur and - God help us all - Unicum.